Monday, 6 February 2017

Top 1000 Best Whatsapp Status

Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you

Don't tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!

If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious... I'd wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?

I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.

There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday  
There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you - I Love You

Mom's logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry ..

Borrow money from a pessimist- - he doesn't expect it back.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status :P

Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.

typing....

What people say to your face is not a problem. The problem is what they say behind your back.

The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones who do.

The best way to create your future is to create it

Sleep all your troubles away.

I’m not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.

It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.

If you ain’t first, you are last.

I’m gonna rest of my life, the best of my life.

The best dreams happen when eyes are open.

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is alight in the heart.

Respect is one of life’s greatest treasures…

Why worry about things you cannot change? Let go and move on, because LIFE isn’t waiting.

I’m making changes in my life so if you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.

A pretty girl is nothing if she has an ugly heart.

You killed what was left of the good in me.

The PAST cannot be changes, forgotten. Edited or erased: it can only be accepted.

If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

Choose the work you love and you will never have to work every day.

A fake smile can hide a million tears.

Smile and let everyone know that today, you’re a lot stronger than you were yesterday.

You never know how strong you are…until being strong is the only choice you have.

You can do anything but not everything.

A best friend is life a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

Strong people know how to keep their life in order. Even with tears in their eyes, they still manage to say I’m ok with a smile.

Life is better when I’m drunk.

Fake friends are around when they think you’re cool true friends are around even when they think you’re fool.

I’m just waiting to see to if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil today.

Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.

Cheating is easy try something challenging and be faithful.

face book is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall

I don’t have an attitude problem i just have a personality you can’t handle.

I don’t stop when I’m tried; I stop when I’m done.

Nobody dies virgin cause in the end life F***s us all.

Love is all you need.

Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

I dreamed a dream.

Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole. 😀

No one rises suddenly in the World, Not Even the Sun.

Be polite to everyone don’t sweat the small stuff, and be positive-it’s contagious!

Life will serve you best if you love it as much as you love yourself.

“’Different” and ‘New’ is relatively easy. Doing something that’s genuinely better is very hard.”  Sir Jony Ive, Apple

There is only happiness in this life, to love and be loved.

I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

The word ‘happiness’ would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.

I don’t make mistakes I just date them.

We fall in love by chance. We stay in love by choice.

Be yourself because an original is worth more than a copy.

The first duty of LOVE is to LISTEN.

I can and I will. Watch me!!

When you want to give up remember why you started.

A lot of People are afraid to say what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.

I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy.

When you make a business, you got to make a little universe where you control all the laws. This is your utopia.

The Soul is a dream flower that opens only once in life.

Find what you LOVE and let it kill you- Charles Bukowski

Take a deep breath it’s just a bad day, not a bad life.

The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.

Just because something isn’t happening for you right now doesn’t mean that will never happen.

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

“If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn’t have fallen for the second. – Johnny Deep

Dead or alive, you are coming with me.

I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.

“Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek

“Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak.” – Rachel Zoe

There are two ways to live: you can lives as if nothing is a miracle or you can live as if everything is a miracle. – Albert Einstein

There’s nothing wrong with you there’s a lot wrong with the world you live in- Chris Colfer

Forget what hurt you in the past. But never forget what it taught you.

Close your eyes, clear your heart let it go.

If “Plan A” didn’t work. The alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool!!

If I was meant to be controlled i would have came with a remote.

Life is short, make fun of it.

I raise my hand for an easy question, just so the teacher won’t ask me again.

Everything happens for a reason, so don’t disappoint.

The truth may hurt for a little while but a lie hurts forever.

Never give up on something you really want. It’s difficult to wait, but more difficult to regret.

The People who want to stay in your life will always find a way.

You can love with all your heart, No questions asked.

Life is too short to remove USB safely.

“If you truly own who you are, no one can use you against you.”

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

“I’ve tried being other people and myself suits me the best.”― Chris Colfer

Life is too short to be sitting around miserable.

Sometimes the wrong choice brings us to the right places.

Nobody can teach me who I am.

God’s plan is like a movie; all the good and bad things are arranged together for at the good ending.

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring. So I go back to being me.

Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don’t even deserve to be an issue in your life. – ANON

Life doesn’t get easier you just get stronger.

If you can dream it you can do it. – Walt Disney

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. – harry Golden

Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.

Life isn’t about finding yourself life is about creating yourself.

You only live once but you do it right ONCE IS ENOUGH.

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.

So take a chance and don’t ever look back.

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.

Success is the best revenge for anything. _ Ed Sheeram

There is no elevator to success, you have to take stairs.

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED :)

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.  

when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year & a half.
“You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she isn't your friend anymore. 

Do not be afraid to step on people... Mario made a career from it.

Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them ...

 I just want to die young as late as possible.
If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angle to kiss mah ass!
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".

If i had the world in mah hands, i'd give it all to you :) 

If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever. 

Every LOVE story is beautiful, but ours if my Favorite. <3 

Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true <3 

 As long as i wake up in the morning and she is next to me, that's all that matters.
“And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”

Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.

With you I am never worried about what the future holds because I know you will be with me holding my hands.

I never really believed in magic until I saw you for the very first time.

I want to show you how much I love you, but to show that I’ll have to show you how big the universe is because I love you so much.

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."

 I don't need to explain myself because, I know I'm right. 

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off...

 I don't care what people think or say about me!

I am learn from my mistake! without mistake we can't learn best.

Your whatsapp status say's online .. If your online then, why aren't you msg me!

Try to solve your problem yourself... don't depend on other!

Every people is a intelligent, when he work hard!

Please don't get confused between my attitude & personality!

I'm cool but Summer made me hot!

Life is too short Don't waste it updating status!

Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.

 People are like 'Music' some say the 'Truth' and rest, just noise...

Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and 'Friday' so near to 'Monday'?

 I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus' in my heart...

There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will...

 I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk...

 Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile. Smile please!

 When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you...

Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone...

our looks don't make you Beautiful, it's the person inside who makes you beautiful...

Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine...

 Best way to deal with haters, Keep calm, and stay classy...

 Smartness is a perfect beauty.

 My attitude based on how you treat me.

 I don't have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.

 Attitude is like underwear - don't show it just wore it...

So you're checking my status :P

The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can't ;)

I'm sorry my fault. I forgot you're an Idiot.

 To succeed in your mission, you must have single-minded devotion to your goal.

 Life always offers you a second chance, Its called Tomorrow..

 Sweet Dreams, Sleep Tight, I love you, Good Night.

 Look how they shine for you..

 Every Professional was first an amateur

 If you would create something, you must be something.

 Experience is the best teacher

I am not fallen, i am chatting with the floor

 My wallet is a onion, opening it make me cry

 I love you more today than yesterday.

 I am not special, i am just a limited edition.

 It's hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember.

 Love sometimes comes like a dream and goes like a nightmare.

 I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!

Don't play with me because I am champion..

 My style is unique don't copy it!

 There is No Scale To Measure the love..

 Beauty in the skin & Attitude in the bone!..

 Diets are hard because I get hungry.

 We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.

 Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s okay and wait for my turn to destroy them.

 If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.

Silence is a source of great strength.

 Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.

 The soul that is within me no man can degrade.

 A single twig breaks, but the bundle of twigs is strong.

Is so sad to see vacation go, it's back to College tomorrow..

 One nights I burn in the fire of my own all thoughts...

 Its better to be lonely then to be Love by wrong Girl..

 I hate the moment ,when my anger turns into tears..

 I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.

 Deal with your problems before they deal with your happiness.

 My life can be measured in hours

 I don’t insult people , I just describe them.

 I love to work for my dreams rather than someone elses.

 I m not special person but they just call me “LIMITED EDITION”.

Every second I spend with you is like turning dreams true.

 Ability to take failures makes you successful.

 Time is precious waste it wisely.

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

A jealous woman does better research than FBI.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

I'm tired of chasing my dreams, I'm just going to ask them where they're going and meet them there later.

"Success" all depends on the second letter

When Nothing Goes Right.....!! Go Left :D

No one is busy in this world. Its all about priorities!

We don’t have to be alike to be friends. We just have to care about each other!

I can see you checking my whatsapp status.B)

Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.

Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.

The good thing in life are better with you.

Forever is long time but i wouldn’t mind spending it all by your side.

You make my heart go….

With you, I ignored the warning signs.

Life is not happening but responding to me!

Sleepless Nights, Endless Fears;

You conquer and They disappear!

Words, are of-course the most powerful weapon used by the man-kind!

I am a die-hard fan of your democracy & ways, My Lord!

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.

The most beautiful thing in this world is to see your parents smiling and knowing that you are the reason behind that smile.

If you are beautiful, that’s a gift from your parents. If you make your life beautiful, that’s a gift for your parents.

My favourite place in all the word is next to you

I just had a lovely accident; I just fell in love with you.

Everybody needs someone in life to hold on to. Glad that I have you.

I never really think of future because I already have you by my side.

Never get on one knee for a girl who won’t get on two for you.

Forget what hurt you, but never forget what it taught you.

Tomorrow is the best time to do everything you had planned today

Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, fall in love, and regret nothing.

My attitude is based on how you treat me.

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

I am multi talented, I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

I know I am awesome, so I don't care about your opinion.

Don’t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!

The 3’C of life: Choices, Chances, Changes.

Nothing spoils the target more than a hit.

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED 😀

A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you’re willing to learn something new.

If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.

I am not fat, I am just easier to see.

I never repeat any mistake twice. 3, 4 times may be. But never twice.

My friends say that alcohol kills slowly. Oh yes! I’m not in a hurry?

Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.

Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.

Don’t scare me I poop easily.

My favorite kind of pain is in my stomach when my friends make me laugh too hard

If plan A fails, remember that you have 25 letters left.

A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don't want to hear it.

Good Thinks come to those who wait.

 I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

 Hey there Whatsapp is using me.

Save water - Drink beer!

 Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... it's called Monday, please fix it.

 God is really creative, I mean just look at me :*

 When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be 'I left one million dollars in the...'

 Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...

 We are WTF generation.... WhatsApp, Twitter and Whatsapp Status :D



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